Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.

A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay.

At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

Growing up is something that you do your whole life. I want to always feel that I can be a kid if I want. Growing up has some negative connotations. Like, you're not supposed to roll around on the ground anymore. You're not supposed to make fun of yourself. You're not supposed to ride a bicycle. But I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.

If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client.

Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.