Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

It's become this really odd thing where even some of the folks who build the things that we wear for entertainment are contacted by DARPA-esque companies who are saying, "Yeah, we're really doing that, and we want to talk to you."

I don't need an Iron Man suit. I'm already a weapon of mass seduction.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

I didn't have an identity. It was manufactured. My identity now? It was written on the wall by ancient forces.

I think the goal is to make a well written scene seem like it's improvised and/or to come up with things that you find in the room that you couldn't have known until you get into the real situation, just try to improve things as you go along.

I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.