I don't want to be so confident in myself.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

I'm not a poster boy for good behavior and recovery in Hollywood, I'm just a guy who knows he has a lot to be grateful for.

The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.