One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem.

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem.

Even if your watch is full of diamonds the hour is still 60 minutes

I think my writing is part of my ministry.

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.