Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.