I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.