God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

Why wish for the privilege of living your past life again? You begin a new one every morning

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

It's a great kindness to trust people with a secret. They feel so important while telling it.