Middle age: The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.
If there be anything that can be called genius, it consists chiefly in ability to give that attention to a subject which keeps it steadily in the mind, till we have surveyed it accurately on all sides.
The tragedy of ignorance is its complacency.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.