You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
The tragedy of ignorance is its complacency.
The one word above all others that makes marriage successful is 'ours.'
Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.
If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos.