Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

The tragedy of ignorance is its complacency.

The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.