Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.

It's a great kindness to trust people with a secret. They feel so important while telling it.