You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."
The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.