If you're going to say what you want to say, you're going to hear what you don't want to hear.

I kept having dreams all night. I thought they were touching me with their fingers. But dreams don't have fingers, they have fists, so it must have been scorpions.

Every hundred feet the world changes

If I were to say what I really think I would be arrested or shut away in a lunatic asylum. Come on, I am sure that it would be the same for everyone.

We're artists too, but we do a good job hiding it, don't we?

There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.

Literature is the product of a strange rain of blood, sweat, semen, and tears.