Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.

No people in the world can make you feel so small as the English.

Canada has one of the highest rates of insanity in any civilized country and one reason might be that life in many places is so desperately dull.

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.

A man must be obedient to the promptings of his innermost heart.

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.

I have no skills with machines. I fear them, and because I cannot help attributing human qualities to them, I suspect that they hate me and will kill me if they can.