Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe.

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put a hat on me or some kind of sash and go, 'We're giving you this certificate.'

To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic.

We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing nothing, because everything is available to us.

We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain.