I am not man or beast; I am bibliosexual, and a seedy bibliosexual who haunts the streets, laden with carrier bags held by blistered fingers, stooping under the weight of the rucksack that has brought on sciatica and a Dickensian demeanour.

Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain.

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.

To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic.