Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be alright.

I've still got a brilliant head of hair, which refuses to lay down.