Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.

I am passionate about football. My support for Celtic FC has got me through some hard times in my life. I still play regularly, too.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.

I've had tremendous success...I'm very lucky.

If there's one thing I've learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it's listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.