Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

My dad bought me a guitar and people would ask me to play.

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. It means more to me to be on the cover of Model Railroader than to be on the cover of a music magazine.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.

How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?