Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.

I've always been worried about the band but I've got to the point now where I think it's time to start thinking about myself a bit more.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided.

One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.