All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

I've always been able to get inside a song really easily, and if it's my song, I can make it seem honest.

Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided.

Optimism is my best defense.