I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

I always thought I was so fit.

Like with every form of cancer, early detection is what it is all about. I urge everyone to learn the facts about this condition. It can be prevented with testing, and it can be beaten if caught early!

I tried therapy. This had never appealed to me. For me, it was a bit like a Chinese meal: very filling at the time, but then an hour later you're hungry again.

The first cut is the deepest.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.