Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)
So when you think you're the only one who can't find love in this world, tell yourself there's another one who's waiting for you somewhere.
We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.
Listen, if my career was to end tomorrow, I would have no complaints whatsoever.