I always thought I was so fit.
Well, I have a CBE and I accepted it with glee because it's not bestowed on you by the royal family, it's not bestowed on you by the government, you have to be nominated by the public.
One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.
Elvis was the king. No doubt about it.
Even by rock star standards, I was pretty awful.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.