I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.

I see myself at 7:30 in the morning and it's not too pretty.

I have a voice coach, but only in so much as to make my voice stronger so I can sing for five nights a week, two hours.

So when you think you're the only one who can't find love in this world, tell yourself there's another one who's waiting for you somewhere.