I have a very lively and colourful show. It's two hours of hits and the music speaks for itself.

Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't buy two'. It was something I joked about which has come back to bite me on the ----. I'm shrewd about money, I invest well, and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

Listen, if my career was to end tomorrow, I would have no complaints whatsoever.

I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.

Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.