I don't have any social life or anything.
Sometimes I think the playing field is certainly not even. You know, it's just not.
I don't think people expect Bruce Springsteen to come out in a pink satin jacket, but Rod Stewart, they do. And I like doing it; I don't wear it just because I think I have to. I'm a very flamboyant person.
You're every love song ever written.
All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.
Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.