Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

There's still plenty of lead in this pencil, but I only write to one person now.

Well, I have a CBE and I accepted it with glee because it's not bestowed on you by the royal family, it's not bestowed on you by the government, you have to be nominated by the public.

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.

My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.