Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

Obviously, I haven't really progressed that much at my craft.

Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.

I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.

The secret is to moisturize the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)