I'll tell you what I love. Sending back bottles of wine that aren't right in restaurants in France! Whoa! I love the French, but I do find their wine snobbery something unbearable.

I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

You can keep your Streisands.

One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.