I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

I do feel a certain love from the British public.

Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.

You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.

There's still plenty of lead in this pencil, but I only write to one person now.

Don't have much, but what I've got is yours, except of course my steel guitar.