You are my lover, you're my best friend. You're in my soul.
If there's one thing I've learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it's listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.
You can keep your Streisands.
Sometimes I think the playing field is certainly not even. You know, it's just not.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes - that's man's work, let me tell you.