I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
Everybody sings from their diaphragm.
I don't have any social life or anything.
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.
One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.