My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

Love is just a hole in the wall.

I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers.