Spread your wings and let me come inside.

I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.

The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.

One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.

I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers.

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.