You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.

I'm just delighted that this woman I love can be a mum again.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.

Listen, if my career was to end tomorrow, I would have no complaints whatsoever.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.