Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.
Songwriting's never been a natural art for me; it's always been a bit of a struggle.
I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.
Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.
I love change, I need it.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.