Although I'm living in California, I'm very proud to be British.
I see myself at 7:30 in the morning and it's not too pretty.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.