Although I'm living in California, I'm very proud to be British.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.
I love change, I need it.
The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)