I never had a brian till freak came along.

I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he's bigger than I am.

Do not despair, my friend. Today is theirs, but the future is ours

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Books are like truth serum-- if you don't read, you can't figure out what's real.

You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember.

I believe that we have the ability to change our lives using our imaginations. Imagination is a muscle—the more you use it, the stronger it gets.