When a girl says she likes you as a friend, what she means is: "Rather than have sex with you, I would prefer to lose you as a friend."

I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game.

I don't require movies to be about good people, and I don't reject screen violence.

Anyone who reads advice books about romance has one problem to begin with: bad taste in literature.

It does seem true that a lot of people will do anything, however humiliating, for fame.

The movie "Ed Wood," about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for "Stargate."

Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.