A truly strong woman will choose a stong man who disagrees with her over a weak one who goes along.

I am grateful for the gifts of intelligence, love, wonder and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting.

If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts.

Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.

'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' is without a doubt the best film we are ever likely to see on the subject - unless there is a sequel, which is unlikely, because at the end, the Lincolns are on their way to the theater.

It's hard to explain the fun to be found in seeing the right kind of bad movie.