A truly strong woman will choose a stong man who disagrees with her over a weak one who goes along.

A lot of people just go to movies that feed into their preexisting and not so noble needs and desires: They just go to action pictures, and things like that.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

Who was the real Hitchcock? I interviewed him once and haven't a clue.

No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.

Low self esteem involves imagining the worst that other people can think about you.

Well, we're all dying in increments. I don't mind people knowing what I look like, but I don't want them thinking I'm dying.