Messi has all the conditions to be the best.
God created me to delight people with my goals.
I pay my own bills. I feel my own pain.
In my private life I do what I like. The night is my friend. If I don't go out, I don't score.
There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.
I am not happy to play for Barcelona, but Barcelona should be happy that I play there.