I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

The night has always been my friend. When I go out I feel good, then I always score goals.

I am not happy to play for Barcelona, but Barcelona should be happy that I play there.

I'm like any Brazilian: I like to go out and enjoy myself.

I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.

I pay my own bills. I feel my own pain.

There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.