I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.

The coach should keep out of the way... He is an important figure, of course, but is more likely to lose a match than win it. Matches are won by players.

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

I am not happy to play for Barcelona, but Barcelona should be happy that I play there.

I'll never forget my friends and where I came from.