America is the moral force that defeated communism and all those who would put the human soul itself into bondage.

Balancing your budget is like protecting your virtue. You have to learn when to say no.

Our nation was built and civilized by men and women who used guns in self-defense and in pursuit of peace. One wonders indeed, if the rising crime rate, isn't due as much as anything to the criminal's instinctive knowledge that the average victim no longer has means of self-protection.

I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.

If politics were a musical, it would be "Promises, Promises".

In Hollywood, as I've often said, if you don't sing or dance, you end up as an after-dinner speaker.

Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.