William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

I love the 6 Nations rugby. I feel very Scottish then. I feel very Scottish now, sitting in the middle of Chelsea. But thats part of our heritage - being part of Britain, part of Europe. I love being European.

I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and - sorry that's Tony Blair isn't it? Um, so he doesn't even have to ask the country before he goes to war - sorry that's still Tony Blair.