I used to do my Nelson Mandela voice to blag restaurant tables in Cape Town. It rarely worked. Now what a great city that is.

I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you make quick connections if youre a comedian, if you have a brain that can dance around too much.

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.