It is a weird thing, because most people tend to get more conservative as they get older, but I find myself going the opposite way. I am sure that by the end I will be selling Marxist pamphlets on the Holloway Road.

It is a weird thing, because most people tend to get more conservative as they get older, but I find myself going the opposite way. I am sure that by the end I will be selling Marxist pamphlets on the Holloway Road.

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

When you consider what Tony Blair was saying about liberty, human rights and that sort of thing, it would be terribly revolutionary to sell the speeches he and Jack Straw made in 1994.

I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.