I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.

I think Oprah who is the height of aspiration and inspiration recognizes something in me that is germane.

And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms

We really did. We got married.

I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.

Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex!