I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.

I'm sure I will cause tremendous seismic shifts in the culture again.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.