Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I am one of the haunted.

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart.

I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.

And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms

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