I took in a foster kid that I wanted to adopt in the state where I live, and I pay taxes, said to me, based on not your morality, not on how good you are as a mother, not on how much you've given to foster kids in Florida, based on the facts that you're in love with a woman, you can't keep her.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.

What I'm hoping to do and what I think I will do is make an entertaining enjoyable show where the whole family can sit down and watch.

I love to be able to support other women comics.

You can walk through life believing in the goodness of the world, or walk through life afraid of anyone who thinks different than you and trying to convert them to your way of thinking.

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.

The gray has gone away. I am living in bright Technicolor.