You can walk through life believing in the goodness of the world, or walk through life afraid of anyone who thinks different than you and trying to convert them to your way of thinking.

When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is using drugs, and she is in crisis, usually we cannot place that baby with a heterosexual family. Almost all of the times when we have a drug-addicted child, we place the baby in a homosexual family.

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.