What I'm hoping to do and what I think I will do is make an entertaining enjoyable show where the whole family can sit down and watch.

I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn't been in two hundred years, and if America doesn't stand up, we're in big trouble.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

If civil disobedience is the way to go about change, than I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco

When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is using drugs, and she is in crisis, usually we cannot place that baby with a heterosexual family. Almost all of the times when we have a drug-addicted child, we place the baby in a homosexual family.

I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.