I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.

Well, you know, they use those words so that they can scare people "terror" and "cell."

My life goal is not to ruin anyone's existence. I'm a comic.

If you fall in love with someone gay and you're the opposite gender, it's not going to work.

You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.

The hope for me going back into television - after doing what will have been two years of radio - is to bring that authenticity with me. And, to not have the visual be overpowering the content.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.