The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I think Oprah who is the height of aspiration and inspiration recognizes something in me that is germane.

I'm sure I will cause tremendous seismic shifts in the culture again.

My life goal is not to ruin anyone's existence. I'm a comic.

I'm not asking that people accept homosexuality. I'm not asking that they believe like I do that it's inborn. I'm not asking that. All I'm saying is don't let these children suffer without a family because of your bias.

Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex!

Culture is defined, really, by the artists who record what the everyday experience is like and then translate it to a common piece of art that all people can respond and relate to.