Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex!
Rosie O'DonnellI've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.
Rosie O'DonnellYou know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.
Rosie O'Donnell