The problem with Maigret is he hasn't got a limp, and he hasn't got a lisp, and he hasn't got a French accent, or a particular love of opera... or all those other things that people tend to attach to many fictional detectives. He's just an ordinary guy doing an extraordinary job, in a very interesting time.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.

I think you're bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It's not something you often do in comedy.

I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.